\u00d6\u011eRETMENLER\u0130M VE arkada\u015flar\u0131mla Atl\u0131 K\u00f6\u015fk\u2019teki Picasso sergisine gidece\u011fiz o g\u00fcn. Hava so\u011fuk, biliyorum; ama i\u015fte ya\u015f\u0131ma has o \u2018ulvi\u2019 duygular i\u00e7erisinde ince bir ceketi \u00fcst\u00fcme ge\u00e7irip anneme g\u00f6z\u00fckmeden d\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yorum. Babam ayakkab\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 giyerken beni \u015f\u00f6yle bir s\u00fcz\u00fcp, ka\u015f\u0131n\u0131 kald\u0131rarak iki numaral\u0131 bak\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131 at\u0131yor: \u201cGe\u00e7 kald\u0131k!\u201d \u00d6z\u00fcr dilercesine s\u0131r\u0131t\u0131yorum ve perde kapan\u0131yor\u2026<\/p>\n
\u0130kinci sahne: B\u00fcy\u00fck bekleyi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Heyecanl\u0131y\u0131m.Okulun bah\u00e7esinde herkesin gelmesini bekliyoruz. Ve\u2026\u2019herkes\u2019 geliyor, annesiyle beraber\u2026 Nedense, bekleten erkek. Y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fcn ifadesini g\u00f6r\u00fcr gibiyim: \u201cSormay\u0131n, ben de \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m.\u201d Neyse ben konuya d\u00f6neyim.<\/p>\n
\u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc sahne: Beyaz\u0131t.<\/p>\n
Oh! S\u0131ra azm\u0131\u015f\u2026 Erken \u00f6ten horoz durumuna d\u00fc\u015fmek fena\u2026 Off off \u2026 Bakmay\u0131n, asl\u0131nda her g\u00fcn giderim Sabanc\u0131 M\u00fczesi\u2019ne ama,, i\u015fte insanl\u0131k hali, bah\u00e7esinin ne kadar k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck(!) oldu\u011funu untuvermi\u015fim!<\/p>\n
Dile kolay, 3 saat s\u0131ra bekledik ama amac\u0131m\u0131za ula\u015ft\u0131k. Amcam\u0131n resimleride g\u00fczel hani. Tablolar\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnde durup renklerin ahenkle dans edip etmediklerine d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyormu\u015f havas\u0131 vermeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum y\u00fcz\u00fcme. Rol kesmek zor i\u015f. Dolay\u0131s\u0131yla ressam\u0131n 6 ya\u015f\u0131nda yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 resimleri kendime daha yak\u0131n hissedip ,yanlar\u0131na gidiyorum.<\/p>\n
D\u00f6rd\u00fcnc\u00fc sahne: \u00c7\u0131k\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
\u00c7\u0131k\u0131\u015f kap\u0131s\u0131na yak\u0131n tek bankta oturanlar kalk\u0131nca, arkada\u015flarla sandalye kapmaca oynuyoruz. Muvaffak olanlar, Rabia, \u0130ffet, ben ve Hacer. Hacer\u2019in yan\u0131nda da ya\u015fl\u0131 bir han\u0131m var.<\/p>\n
Bir s\u00fcre sonra teyzem aya\u011fa kalk\u0131yor. Do\u011frusu, o bana laf atana dek, varl\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan haberdar de\u011fildim. Elini bariz bir \u015feye i\u015faret ediyormu\u015f gibi sallayarak:<\/p>\n
\u201cSiz \u0130ran\u2019a, Arabistan\u2019a gidin bari; daha rahat edrsiniz.,\u201d diyor.<\/p>\n
Bize hitap etti\u011fini anlamam i\u00e7in 1 saniye gerekiyor. Haydi k\u0131z\u0131m Esma, \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131r saks\u0131y\u0131, ver a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131n pay\u0131n\u0131! K\u00f6t\u00fc duruma d\u00fc\u015fmemek i\u00e7in akl\u0131ma ilk geleni s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum:<\/p>\n
\u201cBiz burada rahat\u0131z han\u0131mefendi, sa\u011folun.\u201d<\/p>\n
Teyzem a\u011f\u0131r i\u015fitiyor besbelli, duymad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 sanarak tekrarl\u0131yor s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc. Kan\u0131mca, bu arkada\u015f oyun hamuruyla alakadar olmay\u0131 seviyor. Zira, binbir \u00e7e\u015fit boyay\u0131, y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc e\u011fe b\u00fcke g\u00f6stermekte pek ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131. Cevab\u0131m net bu sefer ama sinirden, dans edercesine titriyorum:<\/p>\n
\u201cBiz burada rahat\u0131z han\u0131mefendi sa\u011folun, buras\u0131 benim memleketim!\u201d<\/p>\n
Teyzem \u015fokta. Ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131yor bu sefer:<\/p>\n
\u201cSenin memleketin ama, benim memleketimde yok b\u00f6yle senin gibi! Osmanl\u0131s\u0131n sen!\u201d<\/p>\n
Bu s\u00f6z ile vurgun yemi\u015fe d\u00f6n\u00fcyorum. Teyzem say\u0131kl\u0131yor hala\u2026 Ama yats\u0131n kalks\u0131n \u015f\u00fckretsin o, \u0130ffet bir kolumdan, Rabia \u00f6b\u00fcr\u00fcnden tutmu\u015f, ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m depremin \u015fiddetini \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcyor. O s\u0131rada \u00f6\u011fretmenlerimiz geliyor, bizi d\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131yor.<\/p>\n
Biraz sakinle\u015fince d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum:<\/p>\n
\u201cAh be teyzeci\u011fim, ben Osmanl\u0131 isem, sen necisin?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00d6\u011eRETMENLER\u0130M VE arkada\u015flar\u0131mla Atl\u0131 K\u00f6\u015fk\u2019teki Picasso sergisine gidece\u011fiz o g\u00fcn. Hava so\u011fuk, biliyorum; ama i\u015fte ya\u015f\u0131ma has o \u2018ulvi\u2019 duygular i\u00e7erisinde ince bir ceketi \u00fcst\u00fcme ge\u00e7irip anneme g\u00f6z\u00fckmeden d\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yorum. Babam ayakkab\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 giyerken beni \u015f\u00f6yle bir s\u00fcz\u00fcp, ka\u015f\u0131n\u0131 kald\u0131rarak iki numaral\u0131 bak\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131 at\u0131yor: \u201cGe\u00e7 kald\u0131k!\u201d \u00d6z\u00fcr dilercesine s\u0131r\u0131t\u0131yorum ve perde kapan\u0131yor\u2026 \u0130kinci sahne: B\u00fcy\u00fck bekleyi\u015f. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":97,"featured_media":90673,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"ppma_author":[322],"class_list":["post-90670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-yazarlar"],"yoast_head":"\n